Saturday April 17th

Sheffield Utd 2

QPR 0

   
Marcello (2)  
   

No much to report. I went to the game and it was shit. We played awful and we're going down. Murray was man of the match but for this match report see every other defeat this season. Kulscar gave away a stupid penalty under no pressure with a handball and poor marking gifted them a second goal.

On the train back to Middlesborough after the game I saw Malcom Allison who was scouting for Boro. I took the liberty of asking him what he thought of QPR's performance. "Fucking Rubbish" was his expert opinion

Man of the Match: Paul Murray