Nationwide Division Two
Saturday October 4th  

Grimsby Town 0

Queens Park Rangers 1

E.Sabin

For once a trip to Grimsby was made on a Saturday rather than a Tuesday night so the away following was larger than normal for this fixture. Due to the high train prices I was again on the Supporters club coach and during a service station stop I saw that bird from Coronation Street who is having it away with Martin Platt in the queue for a KFC. After a few hours we arrived in Cleethorpes at about half one just in time for the second half of the Arsenal game.

We had a few drinks in the Leaking Boot Hotel before the game whilst watching a superb Robert Pires goal to keep crisis club Arsenal unbeaten in the Premiership.

The Leaking Boot has to be the only pub I've ever been in which not only has a condom machine in the gents but also a vibrator machine where for 5 £1 coins you get a nice vibrator with batteries included.

After walking past several fish and chip shops packed with QPR fans we got into the Stadium at around half two with enough time for another beer before the game started. As we got to our seats the Grimsby Mascot came over to entertain us. The Grimsby mascot’s idea of entertaining the kids was by humping the goalposts and waving his arse at us before pole dancing with the other goal post. Very strange behaviour leaving the adults amused and the kids looking bewildered.

The teams came out to a huge roar with around 1,200 in the QPR end singing our hearts out and as expected the team had one change. Arthur Gnohere was suspended so Paul Furlong returned from his suspension but several players had to switch positions. Martin Rowlands switched to right back with Kevin Gallen taking the role on the left wing. Terrell Forbes moved into central defence whilst Paul Furlong returned up front alongside Tony Thorpe.

Rangers started attacking towards the Grimsby fans and looked the brighter side from the start. Rowlands and Forbes looked a little jittery early on having switched a new position for the third game running but they soon settled, as Rangers looked a real threat going forward.

Gallen was drifting infield from the left wing and that extra mad in the middle was confusing Grimsby and giving other players more space to play in. Furlong and Thorpe were linking well with Gallen whilst Ainsworth was given more space than usual on the right and we spent most of the opening period in their half.

They were playing the offside trap well though and several balls through to Thorpe and Furlong saw the strikers get through on goal but were denied by the linesmen’s flag.

Our first effort on goal came from Kevin Gallen. The Grimsby keeper Davidson flapped at a cross and with the keeper off his line Gallen tried a lob but it ended up going straight at the keeper.

Gallen looked full of confidence and was desperate to add to his midweek goal. He cut in from the left and fired a shot just wide before almost giving us the lead. From the left he fired in a low shot, which arrived at the feet of Furlong to tap it in, but Furlong misjudged it and the ball seemed to just hit him and roll straight at the keeper.

We were on top and winning several corners and free kicks around the box but the delivery wasn’t great from both Padula and Gallen.

Tony Thorpe was next to test the keeper having broken the offside trap he volleyed straight at Davidson when he really should have done better.

Grimsby then seemed to wake up and attacked us. A free kick was won on the edge of the box before a very bizarre booking. Thorpe stood behind the guy taking the kick and tried to line up the wall, as the Grimsby players got ready to take it. Thorpe was booked for not going back ten yards but the Grimsby players were not even ready to take the kick anyway. Thorpe argued and could have talked himself into an early bath with his ref so Gallen pulled him away and into the wall and lined it up himself.

When the kick was finally taken it beat Day but Palmer had done well to defend deep and cleared it off the line.

We were defending well but at set pieces the height of the Grimsby team caused problems. A free kick on the left found giant defender Tony Crane to head goalwards but Day reacted brilliantly to keep his effort out and keep the scores level as the half time whistle went.

It had been a good effort from Rangers. Grimsby had gone closest to scoring but we had dominated most of the half in tough windy conditions and I was hopeful that we’d win it in the second half.

Rangers attacked towards our fans in the second half and we began the half full of confidence looking to win the game.

The fans were right behind the team with a prolonged Holloway’s blue and white army chant followed by a rendition of Kevin Gallen’s magic. The team responded and Bircham picked up a pass from Gallen to curl a brilliant shot towards the top corner but it swerved just wide of the post.

The chances kept coming and a good run by Ainsworth saw him brought down and a free kick in dangerous territory. Furlong and Rowlands both likes the look of this one and stood over it but it was Rowlands chance to hit one. The keeper excellently saved his curled effort but the rebound fell to Thorpe just six yards out. We all screamed goal but Thorpe’s shot was tipped onto the bar and over by the impressive Davidson in the Grimsby goal. The referee though decided it was a goal kick much to the players and fans bemusement in what was becoming a frustrating game with the three officials making one barmy decision after the other.

At this stage we looked like the only team who would win this game but Grimsby to their credit fought back and had a 20 minute spell, which should have won them the game. Bernard got on the ball more and they got at Rowlands who began to struggle at right back in the windy conditions.

The two centre backs and central midfield players began to earn their money fighting for every ball and were coming under some real pressure from the home side.

Danger man Boulding got clear of the defence and went round Day as the keeper dived at his feet. It looked a certain goal but Forbes did well to block his shot and clear the danger. A series of corners followed but Day was equal to all of them with some safe goalkeeping before tipping a Iffy Onoura shot wide when the striker was given too much space in the area.

It was non stop pressure so Holloway made a sensible tactical switch. Tony Thorpe was taken off and Warren Barton came on for his debut. It was great to see the name Barton on the back of a QPR shirt and as I dreamed of the headline “Barton wins it for Rangers” I also feared ”Barton Cock Up costs QPR vital points” so the remaining 20 odd minutes were rather nerve racking.

Rowlands now switched to the left wing with Gallen going up front. Gallens hold up play was probably more suited to these conditions so a good move by Holloway.

The pressure continued though and despite another experienced head in defence Grimsby continued to create chances. Boulding again caused problems beating the defence and firing in a quality shit but Day once again denied him with a fabulous save.

The introduction of Barton though steadied the ship and with Rowlands in midfield we had better balance and began to settle down again and deny them many chances. Bircham seemed to be suffering though as he twice needed treatment which seemed to upset the home fans. Wes Daly stripped off to replace him at one point but Bircham was ok to continue.

Rangers made another change brining on Eric Sabin for Gareth Ainsworth with the hope that Sabin’s pace may cause a problem or two. With the wind picking up as the game wore on the accuracy of balls towards him was way off so he never really got a chance to shine.

With the last few minutes approaching most of us were happy with a point at a ground we’ve never won at before a long kick by Day flew over the defence and Furlong ran onto it. Before the ball came down to the striker he was rugby tackled in the penalty area for a blatant penalty. Somehow though neither the referee or linesmen saw it and nothing was given.

The penalty could not have been more blatant had the defender pulled a live fish out from his shorts and beaten Furlong to death with it inside the box. Furlong limped off looking disgusted but managed to run off the knock he received.

That looked like the last chance before pandemonium broke loose in the away stand.

Another long kick by Day saw Sabin beaten to it but the ball fell to Rowlands. Rowlands had options but showing some real class back heeled it to Gallen and totally wrong footed the defence. They never recovered and as Gallen shot it appeared to deflect off a defender before the keeper got the faintest of touches to push it onto the post. The chance had gone before out of nowhere appeared Eric Sabin to touch home the easiest gaol he’ll ever score.

For one horrible moment I turned to the linesmen prating the flag was down this time and it was leading to great scenes among the travelling fans. I almost feel down the stairs at the back of the stand jumping up and down as other fans got onto the pitch to celebrate with the players.

In the midst of it all Marcus Bean appeared to be booked fro over celebrating so I assumed he’d scored to be honest until I was told otherwise afterwards. Not quite sure what Bean had done wrong to be honest but he hadn’t booked anyone for a while.

Just seconds after the restart the final whistle went and the away end erupted again with scenes of joy that you wouldn’t expect to feel from Grimsby away. The players loved it and even new boy Warren Barton celebrated as if he had been here all his life. Rowlands and Padula did the pig bag dance and we all left with a smile on our faces.

The journey home was made all the sweater by the late goal and luckily we avoided the trouble outside the ground by leaving via a different exit.

So a ten day break now before the next game and a chance to get a few of the injured players back and rest a few of the first team carrying knocks like Bircham, Padula and Bean. Rangers now enter the stage of the season where we usually lose the plot and fall away so lets hope this year is different and we maintain the current form that we are well capable as any team which strings a run of wins together during the winter months has a great chance of automatic promotion in May.

Man of the Match: Chris Day

Players Ratings

1.Chris Day: Made a series of excellent saves and his handling was superb throughout. His kicking and throwing of the ball out of players was also excellent in this game. 9/10

14. Martin Rowlands: Much better when he went into midfield but did very little wrong at full back. His back heel for the winning goal was class and shows what a quality player he is. 8/10

3. Gino Padula: Defended very well but his set pieces were not as accurate as they could be. 7/10

2. Terrell Forbes: another fine performance in the centre of defence as his pace helped out Palmer and his reading of the game got us out of trouble when Day was beaten. 8/10

4. Steve Palmer: An excellent display back in defence. He cleared one off the line and organised his defence very well. 8/10

11. Gareth Ainsworth: Not at his best but caused a few problems and went close with long long range volley in the first half. 7/10

17. Marcus Bean: Worked his socks off and seems to have established himself as a regular in the first team now. 8/10

8. Marc Bircham: Another good display from Bircham who seems to have got better since linking up with Bean. His energy and passing was much improved on his performances earlier in the season. 8/10

10. Kevin Gallen: Cut inside for most of the game where he was more dangerous but his crossing out on the left let him down. 7/10

9. Tony Thorpe: Worked hard and caused them a few problems with his movement but should have scored one of the two chances he had. 7/10

29. Paul Furlong: Held the ball up well and on another day would have scored at least one but another good performance. 7/10

Subs

12. Eric Sabin: Nice to see him get off the mark and he seemed to enjoy the goal as much as the fans did. 7/10

20. Warren Barton: Did well when he came on showing his experience and staking a claim for a longer deal. And with such a great name as Barton he’s bound to be a success